I’m in a lot of pain. And a prisoner that can’t bike or swim or get caught in the rain. Can’t work and may fall asleep whenever. Can you tip me pls?
2025-06-07 18:07:10 +0000 UTC
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I’m not aloud to bike (or drive) because of the medication. There’s not a grocery store next to me or a food stop. Preparing food is hard and I finally finished the dishes. I’m hungry
2025-06-01 22:12:03 +0000 UTC
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I have no job, I’m slowly turning into an autono-bot
2025-06-01 08:17:51 +0000 UTC
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I was in the ER with a new friend that came there thinking I crashed my bike. And I was on Perceset and said “oh no” he was like what? I said “ I just bought a weed wacker , it’s in the mail”
2025-06-01 08:14:14 +0000 UTC
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My ex broke my finger.
He got arrested for less than 24 hours. The fight started with him not giving back my juggling balls that I saw him using. I waited for my friends to arrive and told him to give them back, he said he didn’t have them, I grabbed them off the ground in a bag and turned away and stepped away. He grabs me and the bag in my left hand and spins me around entangling my finger, I smash the full can in his next and scream fuck you. He drops the back and keeps coming after me I throw punches and kicks and hats. But the people I was with saw him try to brake my wrists. He runs on the bus as we get separated. And my friend runs on with him James says that I don’t need the $40 juggling balls because I have a house and is “rich” & that I was part of the problem. Tells my friend he will pay for them on Venmo. Never does. We call the cops and I go to the hospital. I may have awake surgery. I can’t ride a bike (or drive a car) due to medication. I don’t think the punishment fit the crime
2025-06-01 08:11:05 +0000 UTC
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Hendricks gin
2025-05-08 18:20:13 +0000 UTC
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2025-04-23 15:46:48 +0000 UTC
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Look I’m sitting in a chair full of money
2025-04-16 01:55:47 +0000 UTC
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Oh no!
2025-04-09 00:41:42 +0000 UTC
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I live in between 2 crazy cat ladies. I am a product of association
2025-04-08 00:14:00 +0000 UTC
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I have the same problem as my grandma. Apparently I have a latex reaction. Don’t swipe if Squamish of pain. It’s been hard to stand and sleep. Absolutely no pole dancing from me
No more raw dawging it!!
2025-03-28 22:44:20 +0000 UTC
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Lady Godiva photos on Mardi gras
2025-03-07 17:42:43 +0000 UTC
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My body hurts. This is at the gay bar. Oz on bourbon for freaky Friday. Please tip. Multiple people tipped $20s. I tried to get my 2 acts filmed. Sorry about it, everyone that I knew seemed busy. And I hauled in and out by myself. I was autonomous!
Fundraiser for a massage
P.S. I hear about this new AirBNB App that is to get photographers for people. (I’d like to know more or get a credit for it)
2025-03-02 09:04:38 +0000 UTC
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Hello I made this bike horse float, while I was lady gadiva giving 3 men a lap dance at the same time. Backdrop is a giraffe.the video is my “fantastic “ boss running around in a room full of naked women. Before a giraffe distracts me.
Yep a wholesome trip to the zoo with my boss pimping me out
2025-02-21 01:45:08 +0000 UTC
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It’s a circus for shaq
2025-02-11 00:02:15 +0000 UTC
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I had a dream last night that my boss pumped me out as a mermaid for a private party of one lonely man. Would anyone pay for that service? We could leave out the pimp.
2025-02-02 18:13:31 +0000 UTC
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My body hurts
2025-01-27 06:34:59 +0000 UTC
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I got hired to be a stilt walker, hula hooping, in color themed costume for a k bday party. I thought it was going to be outside. As you can see the ceiling is too low and the crowds were too close. I got smashed into by 4 k but stay standing. I tried to move my location to less people and slipped on the a huge puddle on laminate flooring, ruining the stilt covers I just made with indoor mud. I crawl to the side only to find that it was an even bigger puddle than I imagined at first.
Totally unsafe conditions put on me by the venue.
Slide to the right to add a Tip and see how black I am
2025-01-19 16:59:24 +0000 UTC
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A leak. I’ve been needing to eat out.
2025-01-11 16:36:03 +0000 UTC
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I am art
2025-01-07 22:27:51 +0000 UTC
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Omg victrola records!!!
2025-01-07 22:27:31 +0000 UTC
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Baton Rouge, Bath, Bed. The 3 Bs. The other one is bourbon st, boose, boobs. Sorry for all the trauma my fellow ladies saw
2025-01-04 16:35:28 +0000 UTC
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Anyone want my old show panties?
2024-12-14 06:43:02 +0000 UTC
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Getting better
2024-12-11 03:47:12 +0000 UTC
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Ok zanta baby, I don’t know why I want this so much but I have to focus on buying things for my job and could used some help there. This is a dance dress. But I would really like to focus on equipment for my skills
2024-12-10 05:50:47 +0000 UTC
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Getting better
2024-12-10 05:37:10 +0000 UTC
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Areal silks again! and a flexibility class after a high energy class. Classes are $10. I got to borrow a car for a week
2024-12-10 05:02:49 +0000 UTC
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Harder than it looks
2024-12-07 07:27:42 +0000 UTC
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Arg!!!! Booty!
2024-12-07 07:14:02 +0000 UTC
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Everyone keeps drawing me my
2024-12-07 07:12:00 +0000 UTC
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