

Turnt after the wedding and a lil slutty for you 😘 ft. the “I’ve been in heels for five hours it’s time to change” attire
Also I straight up fell walking to the bathroom at the reception and I made a joke to the people walking by and they DIDN’T LAUGH. IT WAS TERRIBLE. If you see someone fell at least allow them the dignity of laughing at their joke. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.