Added 2022-02-27 16:49:10 +0000 UTC
I’m your best friend’s mom and you spent the night because you had too much to drink last night while the two of you were at a party 🥴 You wake up with a terrible hangover and drag yourself down to the kitchen in the hopes of finding some sort of remedy. I’m standing there in my sweats and tshirt, brewing coffee ☕️ I poke a little fun at you because you look like such a hot mess, which gets a little chuckle out of you but then you say “No but seriously Mrs. J, do you have anything that would make me feel better right now???” I say “Hmmm…is my son awake yet?” 🤔 You laugh and say “Yeah right you know he won’t be up til this afternoon”. I laugh too because I know you’re absolutely right. “Okayyyy”, I reply “well in that case I’m going to let you try these AMAZING things I have that you can suck on for as LONG as you want and I mean- it always makes ME feel better so it should work for you too, right?” ☺️ You start to respond but your voice quickly trails off as I come closer and start to pull out your ‘special medicine’. “Holy Fuck”, you say “yeah…yeah I think…Um yeah I think that’s exactly what I need right now.” I smile as I say “I thought so, sweetie. Now be a good boy and open wide…” 👅
